Quotations (11)

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A year passed: winter changed into spring, spring changed into summer, summer changed back into winter, and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn... until one day...
“African or European?”
Dennis: "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
"It's only a flesh wound."
"NI!"
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.”
laustcawz
"She turned me into a newt!!" "A newt??" "...got better..."
Taunting French Guard: "...I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behavior! I'll wave my private parts at your…
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a…
Captain_America
It seemed as though there was no escape then the illustrater had a heart attack and died ad they got away.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of alderberry. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.