Quotations (16)

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What?! A llama?! He’s supposed to be dead!
Why do we even have that lever?!
Boom, baby!
yzma: "how shall i do i ? oh, i know, i'll turn him into a flea; a harmless little flea. and then, I'll put that flea in a box, and put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to myself, and when it arrives:(ah ha ha ha)…
Yzma: "pull the lever, kronk." (kronk pulls the lever, the ground opens up, Yzma falls in the hole) Yzma: "wrong lever!"
tipo: "hey dad, i ate a bug today!" pacha: "oh, was mom baking again? (don't tell her i said that)."
Rudy with gollums voice: "my precious! kronk just wants to keep it we must not let him, no no"
Yzma: "It is no concern of mine whether your family has...what was it again?" Peasant: "Um, food?" Yzma: "Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!"
Kronk: "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"
Kuzco talking to Kronk: "Okay, I'll have the Spinach omlet with potatoes on the side. You got it?" Kronk: "Yep." Yzma walks in and Kuzco goes out. Kronk to Yzma: "Would you like cheese on those potatoes?" Yzma: "Thank you Kronk. Cheddar…
Kronk to the cook: "Hey pal, what's your policy on making special orders?" Cook: "Alright buster, that's it! You want a special order? Than you make it!!! I quit! I try and I try but there's just no respect for creativity around here."
Yzma to the palace guards: "Get them!!!" Palace guard: "Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?" Yzma: "You're excused. Any one else?"
Pacha: Uh-oh! Kuzco: Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on.
Kronk:":*Gasp*.. The peasant....at the diner.....He didn't pay his check."
Yzma: *grunting and making "hit him on the head" motions with her broccoli* Kronk: *confused* More.... broccoli? *remembers, jumps up* Oh! MY SPINACH PUFFS!!!!
Yzma: Why do we even *have* that lever?