It was the highest honor to defend the Empire against the dreaded Chingers, an enemy race of seven-foot-tall lizards. But Bill, a Technical Fertilizer Operator from a planet of farmers, wasn't interested in honor-he was only interested in two things: his chosen career, and the shapely curves of Inga-Maria Calyphigia. Then a recruiting robot shanghaied him with knockout drops, and he came to in deep space, aboard the Empire warship Christine Keeler. And from there, things got even worse.
New York : Ibooks, 2004
From Library Staff
Featuring a new Introduction by the author, this sci-fi classic stars Bill, apure-hearted fool fighting a deluxe cast of robots, androids, and aliens in anever-ending losing battle to preserve his humanity while upholding the gloryof the empire.