The Emperors New Groove
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Kuzco talking to Kronk: "Okay, I'll have the Spinach omlet with potatoes on the side. You got it?" Kronk: "Yep." Yzma walks in and Kuzco goes out. Kronk to Yzma: "Would you like cheese on those potatoes?" Yzma: "Thank you Kronk. Cheddar will be fine." Yzma walks out and Kuzco walks in. Kuzco:
"No cheese on those potatoes." Yzma comes in Kuzco walks out. Yzma: "No I want the cheese." Kuzco walks in and Yzma walks out: "Spuds yes, cheese no." Yzma walks in and Kuzco walks out: "Cheese in." Kuzco walks in and Yzma walks out: "Cheese me no likee." Yzma walks in and Kuzco walks out:"Cheese in!" Kronk: "Come on, make up your minds." Kuzco; OK, OK, on second thought..." Yzma and Kuzco in unisen: "Make my potatoes a salad."
Kronk to the cook: "Hey pal, what's your policy on making special orders?" Cook: "Alright buster, that's it! You want a special order? Than you make it!!! I quit! I try and I try but there's just no respect for creativity around here."
Yzma to the palace guards: "Get them!!!" Palace guard: "Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?" Yzma: "You're excused. Any one else?"
Pacha: Uh-oh! Kuzco: Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on.
Pacha; We're on our honeymoon.
Waitress; Bless you for coming out in public.
Yzma; Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know! I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... Ah hahaha, I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
Yzma; It is no concern of mine whether your family has... what was it again?
Peasant; Um, food.
Yzma; Ha! You really should've thought of that before you became peasants!
Kronk:":*Gasp*.. The peasant....at the diner.....He didn't pay his check."
Yzma: *grunting and making "hit him on the head" motions with her broccoli*
Kronk: *confused* More.... broccoli? *remembers, jumps up* Oh! MY SPINACH PUFFS!!!!
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When spoiled emperor Kuzco finds himself unexpectedly turned into a llama as a result of his usurping advisor's evil-plan-gone-wrong, he must get help from a peasant who has every reason to hate him.
Chased across his own kingdom by wicked Yzma and her good-natured but dull henchman Kronk, the emperor-turned-llama begins to show disturbing signs of... unselfishness. I suppose it must have happened sometime before almost being eaten by ravenous crocodiles and after falling down that huge waterfall....
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