The Official Rules
5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope With Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate ObjectseBook - 2013
"According to Murphy's Law, "If anything can go wrong, it will." This humorous hardcover compilation offers a wealth of variations on the well-known adage, including maxims related to business matters, excuses, efficiency, and legal jargon. It also features a "Bureaucratic Survival Kit," "Old Saws Resharpened," "How to Tell the Difference Between Democrats and Republicans," and other comic truths"-- Provided by publisher.
Publisher: Mineola, New York : Dover Publications, Inc., 
Branch Call Number: 818.5402 Di
Description: 1 online resource (xiv, 430 pages)