Squeeze Me

Squeeze Me

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"Palm Beach. A prominent high-society matron - who happens to be a fierce supporter of the President and founding member of the POTUSSIES - has gone missing at a swank gala. When the wealthy dowager Kiki Pew Fitzsimmons is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. The President immediately declares that Kiki Pew was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, as it turns out, is far from the truth. Meanwhile, a bizarre discovery in the middle of the road brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt (followed by some grinding between the First Lady and a lovestruck Secret Service agent). Enter Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, who arrives at her own conclusions after she is summoned to the posh island to deal with a mysterious and impolite influx of huge, hungry pythons ... "--Provided by publisher.
Publisher: New York : Alfred A. Knopf, 2020
Edition: First Edition
ISBN: 9781524733452
Branch Call Number: FICTION Hia
Description: 335 pages ; 25 cm


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During the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season, high society dowager Kiki Pew is found dead in a concrete grave. As panic and society erupt, Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire begins to arrive at to her own conclusions after she's summoned to deal with a mysterious influx ... Read More »

It's the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season. But when Kiki Pew, prominent high-society dowager, suddenly vanishes during a swank gala, and is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, the President immediately decl... Read More »

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Oct 24, 2020

Great Carl Hiaasen w/ a story real close to our current President. Can't look at trump now w/o thinking of singed hair and orange face. I think the book could have ended halfway through but I kept going til the end. Lots of creepy characters in the trump world and happy to have them made fun of right til the end!

Tigard_HollyCP Oct 18, 2020

I absolutely love Carl Hiaasen, and this book did not disappoint! Like many of his others, this one is a mystery with an environmental bent and some of the quirkiest characters. Angie Armstrong is trained as a vet but after spending a stint in prison for feeding a poacher's hand to an crocodile, she is the proud owner of the humane pest management business, Discreet Captures. After a self-proclaimed Potussie (short for POTUS P*ssies) disappears from a rich ladies' fundraiser, Angie finds herself entangled in a case involving the invasive pythons in Florida. This book is laugh-out-loud funny.

Sep 15, 2020

Hilarious Hiaasen, as always. So happy he wrote this. A great tale for this crazy and disastrous political climate; the satire was needed to lighten up the current chaotic reality.

Aug 30, 2020

Well, if you ever wondered if the Florida newspaper reporter and prolific author of books about the characters of Florida, Carl Hiaasen, will ever be invited to Mar-a-largo, the answer is NO. He had definitely joined the group of people the President considered “losers” because of this book. Palm Beach and its constituency of rich conservatives is perfect fodder for Hiaasen. Add in the winter White House and pythons, you have got another funny Hiaasen social commentary. Now the President and First Lady are never named. They go by their Secret Service names of “Mastodon” and “Mockingbird” and Mar-a-largo has ben renamed Casa Bellicosa, but if #45 ever read the book, even he’d be able to figure out who was “Mastodon”. Yes, there is a plot, but who reads a Hiaasen book for the plot. This is character driven writing at its best.

Jun 22, 2020

I don’t think I knew how much I needed this book until I started reading. Yes, it’s based in our current reality but Hiaasen has a gift for stretching that reality to ridiculous lengths until you reach a place where you can only look up & laugh. However, fair warning to fans of the Orange One & his posse….you may not find this quite so amusing.

In fact, supporters of those who suffer from inherited wealth, political ambition or general pretension may have trouble locating their funny bone. It’s definitely the blue collar crowd who shine in this warped & twisted tale set in.…where else….Florida.

It all begins when 72 year old Kiki Pew Fitzsimmons disappears during a charity ball. She & her gang of wealthy widows have serious pull in the swanky town of Palm Beach & it’s not long before a full scale search is underway. Alas, they don’t know what we do….what really happened to Kiki (brief time-out here just to say “eeeww”).

Turns out a couple of other people have figured it out. One is professional wildlife wrangler Angie Armstrong, our MC. She specializes in relocating pesky critters & soon puts two & two together as to the whereabouts of the elderly socialite. Not that anyone believes her. But Angela is the persistent, feisty sort & soon ropes in the local chief of police & a weary secret service agent. And hey, maybe they can also help with her crazy stalker.

Hold on to your hat as this takes off in a dozen direction. Pretty soon we’re knee deep in illegal immigrants, angry mobs, dangerous tanning beds & pythons on LSD. This is a little darker & edgier than usual for Hiaasen & you have no doubt where he stands on current issues. But instead of a ranting polemic, he gets it off his chest in the form of an entertaining story full of the colourful characters & bizarre events that have become his trademark. Social commentary is sharply observed & humour ranges from cleverly satirical to ridiculously silly.

This was exactly what I needed in the midst of all the mayhem. Angie is my kind of girl & I enjoyed riding shotgun as the story unfolds. There’s never a dull moment, lots of laughs & characters you’ll root for including one of my personal faves. Sadly, some of the most bizarre bits are probably true.

If your weekend plans included a rally in Tulsa, give this a pass. The rest of you can grab a beverage, relax & prepare to giggle.

Reading tool kit should include: sunscreen, flip flops, pepper spray & vodka (a couple of those little cocktail umbrellas wouldn’t go amiss…).


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